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Legless
03:27
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I dont care if I'm legless
Stevie wonder or deaf
I just want to be noticed
By everyone and their friends
A giant ham in the city
A baby ruth on the shelf
An MVP in the sidelines
Side coached and silently helped
Nebraska crying for pity
A boring state to it's core
A science teacher with sideburns
A lying preacher with horns adorned.
Please
Can I postpone it?
I just need a moment - I hate getting old
I don't care it I'm living
Magic Johnson or dead
I just want to keep moving
Everywhere but ahead.
A business man in a jumpsuit
A hockey player in cleats
A pretty girl with a scumbag
Shit eating grin of the week
"I told you so"s in divorce court
Hot dog inside of the corpse
Your best friend's in your girlfriend
Fraternity trojan horse, of course.
Please
Can I postpone it
I just need a moment - I hate getting old
I know it's imminent
I think I'm infinitely screwed
I lost my innocence
I sense my sense of humor's doomed
Can I postpone it?
I just need a moment - I hate getting old
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Questions
01:50
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Questions lyrics
Question this and question that.
Too many questions without answers and no one questions that.
Question this and question that.
It seems like everybody's sentenced if they ever answer back.
Question this and question that.
It seems you never get a second and you're second guessing that.
Question this and question that.
It seems like everybody's dancing round the question - answer that.
Question this and questions that.
It seems like every single answer and every single minute causes every single cancer and every indecision and we're just set up to live it and we're just too weak to lift it. How bout that?
Question this and question that
"I turn the water off because you genuinely get mad"
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Hunny
01:31
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And it comes.
And it goes.
And it comes again.
And goes.
It's gone.
And it's gone.
Yeah, it went.
Here it comes again.
And it goes.
It's gone.
I want to marry thee.
I'll be your bride to be.
And if I die before I wake; great.
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I Choosed You
02:53
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I know that you're changing I won't look but I might think about the fact that you're naked, and...
I made you a present cause I can't afford a nice necklace of course I'm neglected, and...
In high school I'm cooler but you don't see coolness in fact you see dudes who are clueless and..
I came to engagements I came explanations I called on vacation to say shit ..But
Hey hey hey ho ho ho
I don't mess with a good thing no more
I moved to a new zoo a new crew of animals antidote now I am an adult.
You saw when I looked at you I was just reading something right behind you I'm lying to you.
I made up excuses so I introduced myself it was on purpose I choosed you.
I'm headed that way can I say it's accident, actually I meant to say can I stay.
Hey hey hey ho ho ho
I don't mess with a good thing no more
It's such a shame
Now who's to blame
That's why I don't mess with a good thang
I'm on the fence
She's on my brain
That's why I don't mess with a good thang
The snow and the rain
The night and the day
I cross all my i's and I dot everything
I'm going insane.
She's breaking my skin.
Good thing.
I made some mistakes on the way it's okay it's a part of what makes me this way I think
When I drink yeah I sink all ships in my bay they're called obstacles they're meant to stay in the way
And I fear all those years when I ate all the cake with the chemicals can I eat vegetables
Unethical treatment of me and I hope I get eaten alive because I would survive
Hey hey hey ho ho ho
I don't mess with a good thing no more
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Good Advice
03:09
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30 dollar bible
I don't know why
Mine's just as thick
Million dollar smile
I don't know why
Mine's just as rich
But if you see it in yourself
Then you should know it
Yeah I don't know it, but it sounds like good advice
Thousand dollar style
I don't know why
I don't wanna fit
Million dollar idol
I don't know why
I don't worship it
But if you see it in yourself
Then you should know it
Yeah I don't know it, but it sounds like good advice
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Casey Jost New York
Sometimes I write dumb real songs and sometimes I write real dumb songs.
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